Let's laugh at all the similarities of the covid and climate change agendas...
Why cower in fear or rage against the machine when laughter is always the best medicine?!
Howdy friends! I’ve come back to Substack bearing good news: you are not crazy, and neither am I. In fact, odds are good that most of your bad feelings arise from 1) awareness of the well-supported belief that things are rather fucked, 2) daily existence within a made up societal system where things truly are a bit fucked, and 3) taking the fact that things are fucked waaaaay too seriously. We could have a good cry about it, but laughter is a much more enjoyable response to incessant interaction with blatant absurdity and rampant fuckery. So smile. Or at least try to smile while you read this.
Feeling frustrated, at times afraid, and often adrift in a sea of uncertainty is a perfectly sane — even admirable — reaction to living within a profoundly sick society: it means that you are at least aware of some of the problems we face and probably yearn for positive change. The folks who numb themselves with drugs and distractions, gleefully embrace the rat race, latch on to the spoon fed outrage du jour, and pretend that the foundation of the system itself is fine are the ones we might do well to worry about… but we’re probably better off laughing at them as well.
As many of us are well aware, most people aren’t persuaded by well-presented, rational arguments but getting laughed at often prompts an about face or at the very least a bit of introspection.
The world we were born into went off the rails long before we got here, and the unimaginative twats at the top are doing everything that can to consolidate power, continue taking profits, and avoid a one way trip to the gallows. Fortunately, they’ve really only got one trick up their sleeves — distract, divide, deceive, demoralize, destroy, and conquer — but their satanic schemes no longer work very well in a world where most people just want to get along together and the river of information flows wide and free despite all the damn censorship.
Centrally controlled, covertly implemented technology might be the death of us all, but tech could also bring our collective salvation IF we choose to widely share enlightening, empowering information on open source networks. I’m doing my part. Are you?
Today lets have a laugh at the similarities shared by two ongoing, failing attempts to terrorize and dominate humanity conjured by the one-trick, shit-show pony whose pronouns are technofascist / bioterrorist / globalist / elitist / depopulationist / brainwashed / nepotized / indoctrinated / softhanded / entitled / lazy / & fuckwitted. By the end of this short article I hope you will be giggling amidst your growing awareness that the covid & climate change agendas are simply two flavors of the same silly, pseudoscientific, fear-based bullshit. You need not worry about either anymore.
We’re told that we must be very afraid of both covid (C) and climate change (CC), but neither looks very scary from an overstanding — NOT understanding — perspective. Our odds of dying from C are about the same as CC, and both probabilities barely hover above 0% despite concerted efforts to blame C & CC for as many deaths as possible.
Three years into C and more than three decades into CC, I still can’t say I know a single person who unequivocally died of either. I know a couple of people who died due to natural disasters but cannot prove that CC caused those disasters… and neither can you or anyone else, no matter how much they paid for their education or how many fancy credentials have been strapped to their name.
I know several people who had C listed as their cause of death but they were generally old, obese, unhealthy, suffered from serious preexisting conditions, did not receive safe, affordable, early, at home treatments like supplemental oxygen and Ivermectin, got put onto ventilators and/or were dosed with Remdesivir, and many of them had unwittingly acquiesced to genetically modifying their immune systems with experimental injections. Factoring in the financial incentives to label C as their cause of death and the false positives put out by unreliable PCR tests, I don’t even know if those people actually had C at their time of death… and neither do you.
This is because both C and CC are invisible terrors conjured up by the corporate media and poised to strike at any moment in the near or distant future. Both C and CC are sufficiently vague that just about anything can be blamed on them. Got the sniffles? It’s C! Currently experiencing inclement weather? It’s CC! When the government tramples of basic human rights, the economy contracts, out of control money printing unleashes rampant inflation, and the hospitals are overwhelmed by “inexplicable” excess deaths the powers that shouldn’t be blame C, ignore basic health boosters and affordable, proven, low risk treatments, and push highly profitable, predetermined unsafe/ineffective “solutions” like mandatory masks, experimental injections and expensive new drugs.
Not surprisingly, the proposed solutions to CC involve a global government trampling on basic human rights, an intentional shrinking of the real economy, more money printing — and inflation — to keep the whole growth-based shitshow afloat, a planetary “war on carbon” (spoiler alert: we are the carbon they want to reduce), and highly suspect, highly profitable, power consolidating, all-too-easily weaponized technological “fixes” like geoengineering. Call me crazy, but I doubt that power mongering governments and greedy corporations empowered and encouraged to geoengineer the climate are going to save us from CC any more than the same shady entities intentionally creating super viruses and their so-called cures could save us from C or whatever the next bioweapon may be.
Of course standing up and saying so makes me guilty of heresy, because the mainstream fairy tales weaved around C & CC are spun from dogmatic adherence to the highly irrational and easily disproven belief that governments, corporations, central banks, and the talking heads on TV are always honest and seeking to provide the greatest good to the greatest number of people at the lowest collective cost. Pay no mind to global deprivations, systematic economic injustices, and rampant poverty plaguing every city across America. Nevermind the endless illegal wars and all that easily debunked, insultingly simplistic, propagandistic nonsense spewed 24/7 by the corporate media. Kindly forget that big medicine causes more American bankruptcies than any other industry, kills hundreds of thousands of Americans annually with “medical errors”, and has millions of American kids hooked on speed, tens of millions of older folks addicted to opioids, and about 20% of the population prescribed some sort of mood altering substance. Disregard that about 1/3rd of your wages get stolen by an out of control government so they can line their pockets and pay down a bit of the interest owed to banksters on an ever ballooning national debt. Ignore that most of the rest of your income gets gobbled up by greedy corporations peddling poisonous foods, overpriced fuel, carcinogenic consumer goods, unaffordable housing, insanely expensive healthcare, compulsory insurance, etc.
Despite glaring neon signs illuminating otherwise, we told to “trust the science” on C and that the “science is settled” on CC, but real science is built on a foundation of irrefutable, reproduceable evidence (not trust), advances only by embracing and exploring uncertainties, and never settles for anything less than the whole truth.
The C vaccines clearly do not work as advertised, and their side effects can be downright deadly. SADS did not exist before mRNA injections, just like SIDS and the epidemic of autism did not exist before western doctors started treating newborn babies like pincushions in their pursuit of profitable incentives dangled in front of them by the pharmaceutical corporations. Any truly scientific discussion of human health and the impacts of ever increasing and widely varying vaccinations must acknowledge all the data points, even when the facts don’t support dominant narratives, corporate profits, and existing power structures.
Any true scientific discussion of human caused CC must address the unusual lines and unnatural cloud formations being documented daily in the skies all over the world for the last several decades. Weather modification technologies have existed for almost a century and have been weaponized since at least Operation Popeye during the illegal and horrible Vietnam War, so it is downright childish to ignore the whispy elephants floating around overhead. Pretending that the only human impact on weather/climate is carbon emissions is just about as absurd as pretending that human health can only be found by popping pills and shooting up syringes.
Also, true science can not claim to know exactly what the future holds. For example, saying “the hospitals will be overwhelmed and millions will die”, and “the seas will rise and storms will intensify” is not scientific. It is speculative, at best. In actual reality — not some shifting point in the future — abundant real world evidence collected in real time proves that both the C & CC stories are built on bankster funded, government controlled, corporate backed, willfully incomplete — if not entirely fabricated — pseudoscience conducted with the unstated objective of maximizing profits, consolidating power, and furthering assorted agendas like depopulating a large (gullible) percentage of humanity and further enslaving the rest of us with more debt accrued and regulations conjured up to “fight” C, CC, domestic extremism, terrorism, “hate”, “misinformation”, and a variety of other largely nonsensical buzzword bogeymen.
Both C & CC were born in the lab and unleashed on humanity. C via so called “gain of function” research into bioweaponry, and CC via the technological industrialization/weaponization of weather and the propagandization of pseudoscience overstating carbon’s role in regulating planetary weather.
Both C & CC are funded by powerful interests, cloaked by mysterious “sciency” terminology, and protected by armies well paid “experts” whose credentials came via their — often expensive and time consuming — indoctrination into relatively new “sciences” like Climatology, Epidemiology, and Pharmacology. These “sciences” are a product of the dominant paradigm, and while they may one day have some worth and reveal some truths they currently serve the interests of power and profit more than the ideals of science itself. As we saw throughout C, these “experts” careers, salaries, and feelings of self-worth depend entirely on their ability to gladly regurgitate what they were taught, and if they start asking unapproved questions or step out of line they quickly lose their livelihoods and get called “quacks”, “anti-vax”, “conspiracy theorists”, “climate deniers”, etc.
Historically humanity has suffered from bouts of plague and natural disasters, so these lingering fears are still very exploitable just as they have been exploited by the priestly, political, power-hungry, profit-driven parasites of many previous times and places. Its no surprise that C & CC have so much in common because they are simply the latest renditions of a tale as old as time. The Aztec elders surely said, “We must sacrifice some children to appease the weather gods!” Governments throughout history have declared, “You must give up your freedom and quality of life — some must even fight, and kill, and die — for the greater good!” Over the centuries how many religious leaders have told their followers, “God will strike you down with disease and disaster if you don’t follow our laws and give a good chunk of your income to us"? Same shit, different century, and $cience is the dogmatic mind virus du jour.
If not for institutionalized ignorance, idiocy, inertia, and other unfortunate circumstances like consolidated power, censorship, and widespread economic inequality, we would be well suited to not only survive but thrive despite the unavoidable realities of disease and disaster.
For example, we now know that a hurricane is coming a week before it arrives and — if we can afford to do so — have ample time to board up our windows, load up our vehicles, and head to higher ground. Sadly, most people are chained down by systematic wage slavery and seemingly inescapable poverty. With total transparency and benevolent government — I know, it’s a stretch — we could literally cheer on the Coast Guard while they weakened potentially deadly storms and steered them back out to sea. We could watch our brave Forest Service professionals put out wildfires in real time with cloud seeding operations before sending in a well funded team of fuels reduction specialists to conduct controlled burns. I would gladly pay taxes into supporting something like that, but instead the current governmental shituation is shrouded in secrecy and deception. Almost a century after weather mod tech came online most people aren’t even aware that it exists, and can’t even conceive has been covertly weaponized.
Should the climate shift and sea levels slowly rise over the coming century, we could simply — wait for it — move our cities to higher ground and adjust our agricultural practices accordingly. If carbon emissions are really as problematic as we have been led to believe, why not unleash a variety of underutilized and suppressed energy technologies like geothermal, geomagnetic, and true Tesla tech?! Because they’re not as profitable and power consolidating as the so-called fossil fuels, that’s why.
As for diseases like C, we now have plumbing, refrigeration, electrification, sanitation, all the tech we could possibly need to provide clean water and healthy food to the entire planet, and even some safe, effective vaccines and drugs to help keep disease at bay. If we do get sick we can drive on down to the grocery store for fresh fruit and a wide variety of health boosting vitamin, mineral, and herbal supplements (if we can afford to). We should have access to an unprecedented variety of approaches to improving human health, but instead we are told that our only salvation lies in syringes and little bottles of pills. It is truly absurd: a little more than a century after Rockefeller medicine overthrew traditional medicine people are sicker, fatter, sadder, and more unhealthy than they were decades ago.
How bad would C have been if everyone knew about the benefits of Vitamin D, hydroxychloroquine, ivermectin, and countless other effective interventions from day one? Probably not nearly as bad as it was. How many people would have suffered horrible fates brought on by mRNA injections if those jabs never came online? The simple answer is none.
So I’m over here laughing as I write this because its a lot more fun than crying about it. If you found this article depressing to read, hang on through the storm of cognitive dissonance: this too shall pass. The world we live in now need not be this way, and its up to all of us to shine light on the darkness, build something better to render it obsolete, and truly be the change that’s needed. I’m out. Have a great day. Peace.
YASS. Thank you, Max.